Come August, my lease is up at the current dump I call home.   These damned leasing agents vultures have been walking people through this place like it is a whore house often with very little notice to me- this particular gem showed up at 5pm, which is when they shut down their soul harvester for the day.  Anyway, I finally got somewhat pissed.  Mainly because Lynn, Kristin and Adam Bike are crashing at my place after scuba diving down in Gilboa Ohio today.

So here’s my nice little FU:

Charisse,

10 AM isn’t really all that great for me (731 Packard). I have a lot of people from out town staying over.  Additionally, I thought you had to give me at least 24 hours notice so this 5pm blow-and-go nonsense is extra shady.  That and I’m generally annoyed that there seems to be so much foot traffic through this place.  After 1pm will be fine - but according to an email from 3:30pm today, there is another group coming then too - maybe you can carpool.

Dean

Pricks will probably still show up though.

NASA comes through again:

Water discovered on Mars

Good work boys, I want to retire there.

My favorite quote: “I just don’t feel I deserve health insurance”

So, in light of my recent absense from the illustrious deanmassey.net, I figured I should update the universe on what exactly I’ve been doing for the last ohh, 3 months or so. Since these are all substantial life altering events, a bulleted list should suffice.

• Defended my thesis, which went awesome - folks came up and all, good times. A few edits to do but nothing serious.
• Still working on the edits of said thesis ( I can see the all seeing eye from Houghton burning a hole through the leaded paint of my dumpy apartment - you were right Brad - but they are coming! ) Apartment?
• Moved into a dumpy apartment in the heart of the University of Michigan student ghetto in Ann Arbor Michigan. Ann Arbor?
• Took a job as a senior engineer at a small research and development company. I’d point you to the website it but it sucks at the moment. Bet you’re wondering about The House.
• The house is currently being managed by some very competant hands and I’ve retained my room up there so beware Houghton. Oddly enough, the house manager is the guy I bought my motorcycle from.
• I now almost exclusively ride a motorcycle - it is a Honda CBR 600 F4i and we’re in love.

That largely covers it I guess. I’m sure I will expound up on these points at some point but since readership undoubtedly dwindled to near zero during my absence - I’m not in a huge hurry or anything.

Either way though, I’m back bitches. Just renewed the domain for another 5 years.

Did it work?