June 30, 2008

Damned Leasing Agents

by @ 5:53 pm. Filed under Life In General

Come August, my lease is up at the current dump I call home.   These damned leasing agents vultures have been walking people through this place like it is a whore house often with very little notice to me- this particular gem showed up at 5pm, which is when they shut down their soul harvester for the day.  Anyway, I finally got somewhat pissed.  Mainly because Lynn, Kristin and Adam Bike are crashing at my place after scuba diving down in Gilboa Ohio today.

So here’s my nice little FU:

Charisse,

10 AM isn’t really all that great for me (731 Packard). I have a lot of people from out town staying over.  Additionally, I thought you had to give me at least 24 hours notice so this 5pm blow-and-go nonsense is extra shady.  That and I’m generally annoyed that there seems to be so much foot traffic through this place.  After 1pm will be fine - but according to an email from 3:30pm today, there is another group coming then too - maybe you can carpool.

Dean

Pricks will probably still show up though.

12 Responses to “Damned Leasing Agents”

  1. James Says:

    I really like the “maybe you can carpool” comment :D

  2. Soland Says:

    Any reason you deleted my last comment?

  3. Dean Says:

    Solands previous comment:
    It’s unfortunate that it’s entirely illegal to booby trap your quarters. On the other hand, you could hook up some sort of motion sensor to a stereo that would blast music (or hideous noise) until the motion stopped or it was deactivated. Find some way to trip the smoke detectors? Strategically place speakers so that it sounds like someone is inside of the walls and needs help… I think I’m on to something.

  4. Dean Says:

    Sorry about that Soland - I guess I went a little click crazy in the spam manager and accidentally deleted it!

    So how was MN for the reunion?

  5. Soland Says:

    Thanks for resurrecting the comment. The reunion was really fun. I got a bunch of pics at the reunion and then on Monday I walked around St. Paul taking pictures.

  6. Amy C - from Tech Says:

    Dean! You really need to develop the technological knowledge necessary to create
    a ‘contact me’ link on your site. Hence the need for me to post this as a comment!
    I am cyber-tracking everyone that I can manage to, in hopes of finding mailing addresses
    to write on envelopes. Envelopes for what, you ask? Well, technically my wedding ;) but
    more importantly, as much of a reunion as we can scrape together, and beer of course!

    I am going to assume that yours, until August 1, is the one mentioned in your post (you
    shouldn’t give away so much information online, Dean. That’s dangerous :P) If you don’t
    get the invite, email me at the address I provided w/ this comment, and I will get the
    necessary info to you. Glad I stumbled on your site!

  7. Soland Says:

    Amy’s right, Dean, you shouldn’t post too much information online. Somebody could invite you to a fun party like a wedding reception or something. That’s why I keep mine safely guarded… so all those subpoenas don’t find me.

  8. Diane Says:

    Clearly when one is a propellant god and is the self proclaimed “James Bond of rocket science”, one needs to be on guard at all times. Release of such potentially damaging information could lead to breaches in the security of the nation. It is essential to make sure that anyone wanting to get in touch with JB (James Bond) needs to demonstrate that their intentions are honorable and worthy. Hence, you must master the complex and secretive qualifiers set in place. Accessibility is possible, but one must be diligent and unrelenting in the pursuit of the clues.

    Good Luck to all in their quest, keep in mind the goal is a privilege and worthy of your sacrifices.

    right, Dean?? :-)

  9. Professor Says:

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  10. Diane C Wegner Says:

    Wow a whole year without a post. What a sad situation that is. I miss your posts. It was always fun to learn of your latest escapade or adventure. RIP deanmassey.net

  11. C. Rooddee Says:

    Dude where are you??? Come back and entertain the thousands…….come back Dean come back……where are you??????

  12. ??????? Says:

    ?????????? ??????, ?????? ???????!

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